Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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