why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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