Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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