how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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