You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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