I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Blood and glitter go together right?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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