So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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