True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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