I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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