Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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