Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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