if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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