you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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