Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
bring money and cleavage
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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