He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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