hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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