I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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