i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think I won the penis lottery.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
please don't ironically join a cult
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