i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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