glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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