hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize