So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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