i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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