the new term for farting is butt boxing.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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