I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it's like iHOP with fire
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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