why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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