Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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