If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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