My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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