And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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