Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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