Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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