I bet he comes in French.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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