you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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