guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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