tell your sister to shave her snatch
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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