Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
As shirtless as possible
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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