She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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