HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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