so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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