so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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