rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?