You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize