Jerry, you need to find god
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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