AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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