Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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