drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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