I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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