so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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