you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
either way he was missing a nipple.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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