Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
home. puking in laundry basket.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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