so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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