Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
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there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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