i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i now understand why vodka
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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