I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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