I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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